A few weeks ago Lisa Chellman posted a fantastic lipogram on her blog. The following week she posted a "Scrabble" poem (trying for max. average points per letter). My original for this week is a lipogram about Scrabble (with no attempt at high points).
SCRABBLE
I play my word,
Replace each tile,
Look there's a Q,
Drawn from the pile.
Now Qs are good,
Except near game's end,
When I'm missing,
Q's best friend.
They all are played,
And both blanks too,
No sole mates for,
A lonely Q.
My spelling's fishy,
As yew can see,
With Q's friend gone,
I'm in a tree.
But I'll charge ahead,
A fearless ram,
I'll prove the player,
That I am.
And Q-A-T,
Will have to do,
Scrabble's not as good,
When there's no ewe.
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4 comments:
Very, very funny. Thanks for the laugh.
Enjoy the retreat this weekend!
Bravo! LOVED this one.
Jenn and Kelly, thanks for stopping by!
Jim, life's been crazy so it took me a while to get back to this poem... but I wanted to say: love it, especially the fourth stanza, when the joke really kicks in!
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